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[16 Jan 2005|08:59am]
lol sup
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Why do I find it necessary to post a silly picture with every one of my entries? [13 Aug 2004|12:44pm]
[ mood | scared ]
[ music | Guniw Tools - Fancy Pink ]


WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A LOLLICANE

My life is in danger because of this Vietcong storm. A few weeks ago, [info]soulweefer was talking to [info]526, and Jaff told Dana that she should kill anyone who pisses her off. Apparently, I'm on her list. He kept telling her that she could definitely get away with it because no one would ever suspect her. She thought it was a great idea

Then she went on about how she could do it during a hurricane and make it look like it was the storm that killed me. At first I thought it was a lolfest, but now that there is an actual hurricane coming, I have to watch out for short blonde girls

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[12 Aug 2004|12:52pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | And One - Life to Lose ]

Best. Comment. EVARRR!!!!

Oh. And I'm back from New York. I actually got back on August 1st

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[28 Jul 2004|04:01am]
[ music | Aesop Rock - Battery ]



I'm off to New York so I can spend time bonding with my father and raping [info]trifled, and hopefully get her to start listeing to good musics

Ich werde sie am Sonntag sehen, meine Freunde

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[23 Jul 2004|12:51am]
[ mood | KILLSELF ]
[ music | Autechre - Pule ]

Do you hate yourself?
Can you think of any good reason to wake up in the morning?
Do you think reality is shit and cyberspace is God?
Is Ian Curtis your hero?

Do you want to kill yourself?

Then perhaps [info]suicideorno is 4 U!!!

JOIN TODAY!!
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[20 Jul 2004|12:43am]
lol sup
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[15 Jul 2004|02:02am]
[ mood | LOLLING IN MY SKIN ]
[ music | Squarepusher - imma fux u w/ my red hot car ]


This is the worst cartoon I've ever drawn. Ever.

Or perhaps is the funniest thing on the internet. It's all up to you

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[13 Jul 2004|07:10pm]
Today was a good day. I didn't even have to use my AK
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[13 Jul 2004|05:33am]
[ mood | chipper (but in a scared way) ]
[ music | Mono - Beach ]

I think absolutely everyone in my town has a Xanga. I've been doing nothing but clicking around randomly, and I've already found the Xanga of my next door neighbor and someone who was in my art class in 8th grade. I'm finding almost everyone I've ever spoken to.

This is too much. I need to stop

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[10 Jul 2004|04:27am]
[ mood | Older than 16 ]
[ music | Plus-Tech Squeezebox - White Drops ]

It's my birthday, which sucks because I can no longer say I am "Sixteen, clumsy, and shy"

As a birthday present to [info]theradiolab, whose birthday was on the 9th, I've brought back my Tsuji Nozomi icon. Happy birthday, you large-breasted slut

Myself, I'm not getting any presents. It's not because my family and friends are greedy assholes, but because I haven't asked for anything. I don't feel right taking gifts from people whom I disappoint on a regular basis

If you'd like to send me a card or something, message me on AIM and I'll give you my address.
THIS IS A PLEA FOR ATTENTION!!

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[06 Jul 2004|12:48am]
[ mood | IRATE! ]
[ music | The Books - Bonanza! ]

Momusu MaePyon: OMG
OhKnightCruising: WUT
Momusu MaePyon: YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU HAD A NEW SN!
OhKnightCruising: I POSTED IT IN MY LJ
Momusu MaePyon: OMG WELL I DIDNT SEE

So in case any of you other Gackt fangirls didn't see that post I made so long ago, my new AIM name is OhKnightCruising.

Pay attention, you bastards

Anyway. Today I actually left the house to see a motion picture about transvestites

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fuk bush fukken anzi [04 Jul 2004|09:47pm]
[ mood | patriotic ]
[ music | Sigur Ros - Minning ]


Crazy fan

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[01 Jul 2004|05:28pm]
[ mood | LAUGHING ONLINE ]
[ music | Xiu Xiu - Asleep ]


LOL IM SKIP JAMEZ BITCH LMAO1!!1!!!


IM RICH D. JAMES BITCH IMMA EET YR SOUL WSUP ROFLFLF!

http://www.tribnet.com/24hour/entertainment/story/1441686p-8798481c.html

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[24 Jun 2004|01:34pm]
[ mood | Sleepy, Asian, and Female ]
[ music | Iron & Wine - The Rooster Moans ]

All my life, I've been

A sleeping Asian girl, of course


thx 2 [info]eggshell 4 idae+pix
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English? Inglish?! [22 Jun 2004|11:30pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | Radhed - Child Alpha ]

I swear to God, my mom is slowly forgetting her English. She spent most of her youth speaking either German or Spanish, but from when she was in her 30's to the present, she's been in Amerca. Her English skills are usually alright, but lately.... Let's just say I've met Japanese schoolgirls with better understanding than her

I was downstairs getting some food, but the plate I had was too big for me. I told my mom this, and asked her to give me a smaller plate. So of course, she hands me one that's exactly the same size
"Why did you give me a plate that's the same size as the one I already had?"
"Really really?"

She's either trying to fuck with me, or she's just retarded

I've also decided that there are few of you that I can't stand, and I desperately need better LJ friends. Any suggestions?

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[22 Jun 2004|06:39pm]
[ music | I. A. O. - Plan ]

I did the math. I'm the friend of 82 people, so in order to reach my goal of 20,000, you'll each need to leave 243.9024390243902439024 comments on my last entry. You better get to work!

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[22 Jun 2004|03:35pm]
20,000 COMMENTS PLZ~!!! ^.^
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[16 Jun 2004|12:35pm]
[ mood | indifferent ]
[ music | Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - He Wants You ]

I once again got a new layout, even though it's actually my old layout

I once again got a new screen name. Once again it's Fishmans related. OhKnightCruising

I once again made a post that has nothing to do with my actual life

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[10 Jun 2004|12:25pm]
[ music | Future Sound of London - Cascade ]

I up and done got a new layout. Check it out. Give opinion

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I have a very expensive pen [09 Jun 2004|10:26pm]
[ music | Squarepusher - A Journey To Reedham (7am Mix) ]

According to [info]thewingedone, the three characteristics that you associate with your favourite animal are supposed to be traits that you have, and the three characteristics for the second animal are suppose to show what you are looking for in a significant other. Here are my results:

Favourite: Rabbit
Soft and furry
Mammal
Loved by all

Second favourite: Jellyfish
Brainless
Neon glow
The bigger ones' stings can kill you

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